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Book SynopsisHOW TO MAKE YOUR CAT AN INTERNET CELEBRITY taught cat-owners everywhere the keys to financial freedom. Now, it's time for babies to take the spotlight. From a wobbly first step to an adorably mispronounced refusal to eat bwoccoli, ephemeral moments of childhood joy caught on video are now worth their digital weight in gold-and if you don't cash in RIGHT NOW, you're condemning your child to a downward spiral of obscurity, public schooling, fast-food employment, and expensive psychotherapy.With this handy guide, you'll learn how to spot your baby's potential, document each potentially adorable move, and wring every last advertising dollar out of their viral videos. Plus, you'll get advice for dealing with tantrums (yours or theirs), bad behavior (Baby Star sentenced to time-out), and sticky tax situations (It's for her college fund, I swear!). HOW TO MAKE YOUR BABY AN INTERNET CELEBRITY makes grabbing fame and fortune as easy as taking candy from a babyand because it's your baby, it's perfectly okay to do so.
Trade Review“...anyone who’s a fan of
The Onion will totally eat [this] up... Pick up this book now and give it to the first new parent you see.”—RedTricycle.com
“Finally, a comprehensive guide to getting a positive ROI on your infant! Absolutely hilarious.”—Bunmi Laditan, author of
The Honest Toddler: A Child's Guide to Parenting“Stuffed full of laughs masquerading as tips and advice hiding as jokes.
How to Make your Baby an Internet Celebrity shares dozens of wacky (but legit) hints for parents to optimize their baby's adorkable charms online. I don't know where else you can find this sage advice.”–Heather Gibbs Flett, co-author of
The Rookie Mom's Handbook and
Stuff Every Mom Should Know
