Description
Book SynopsisThe Porcelain Throne, set at the heart of the smallest room and witness to our dark business, can also be the seat of reflection and self-improvement. With that aim, this book contains more than one hundred dilatory games, tricks, puzzles, projects and pranks.
Learn to make toilet roll tube gargoyles and an origami dragon, gain deep knowledge of toilet roll telekinesis, and discover the secret of the vanishing toothbrush trick. Many more amusing diversions and exciting challenges jostle for your attention to see you through those long bathroom visits.
Table of Contents
- 1: Origami dragon
- 2: Prince of princess?
- 3: Poisoned pies
- 4: Coat of arms
- 5: Bathroom tiles
- 6: Matchsticks & toilet roll
- 7: Three privies
- 8: Make a musket from a balloon & a toilet roll tube
- 9: Three moral conundrums
- 10: Desert island
- 11: Toilet haiku
- 12: Loyalty quiz
- 13: Three slaves bet
- 14: Burning island
- 15: Guinevere's grandmother
- 16: Doodle your own cistern sigil
- 17: Seven arrows
- 18: How long is this jousting tilt?
- 19: How many drops of wine?
- 20: Make your own bathroom skittles
- 21: Pimp my throne
- 22: Make a badass crown from toilet paper rolls
- 23: Tyrant quiz
- 24: Three moral conundrums
- 25: Toilet roll tube statement jewellery
- 26: Make a house banner
- 27: Bathroom tiles II
- 28: Walking on water
- 29: Weighing bears
- 30: Circle of skulls
- 31: Unbreakable toilet paper trick
- 32: Soap sculpture
- 33: Toilet roll telekinesis trick
- 34: Exercises for effective eliminations
- 35: Winter-summer quiz
- 36: Toilet roll tube snowflakes
- 37: Poo-jitsu - how to fend off attack while on the throne
- 38: Bowl reading
- 39: Boat ladder
- 40: Bullion heist
- 41: King or queen?
- 42: Climb through a toilet roll tube
- 43: Impossible toilet roll tube trick
- 44: Make toilet paper dreadlocks
- 45: Three toilet roll pranks
- 46: Toilet paper doodling
- 47: Raven dividers
- 48: Axe men duo
- 49: Doublet puzzles
- 50: Custard cream & toothpaste prank
- 51: Baby oil toilet seat
- 52: Seven paradoxes
- 53: Conquering the world
- 54: Border crossing smuggler
- 55: Make an owl caller from a toilet roll tube
- 56: Improvement noun grid
- 57: Who? What? When? Where? Why? How?
- 58: Make a wedding rice shooter from a toilet roll tube
- 59: Ten cool uses for a bar of soap
- 60: Boolean logic puzzles
- 61: Winter is coming
- 62: Murder in the desert
- 63: The inheritance race
- 64: Make a toilet roll tube crossbow
- 65: Tie a rope around the world
- 66: Throne wars
- 67: Drop a toilet roll, amaze your friends, confound your enemies
- 68: Leave a toilet roll bow
- 69: Bath sponge balls trick
- 70: Make toilet roll tube gargoyles
- 71: Royal box
- 72: Seven warriors
- 73: Ravine teaser
- 74: The missing sword
- 75: Toilet paper sabotage
- 76: Square shield
- 77: What are the next two numbers in the sequence?
- 78: Make ivory soap meringue
- 79: Six soap cubes
- 80: Lion and the unicorn
- 81: Cheap lodging
- 82: Prince Rupert's cube
- 83: Make a toilet paper rose
- 84: Confucius say
- 85: Knight boots
- 86: Four doors
- 87: Vanishing toothbrush trick
- 88: Make chain mail with pop tabs
- 89: Levitate a sheet of toilet paper
- 90: L-shaped inheritance
- 91: Falconry puzzle
- 92: Missing fish
- 93: Condemned to death
- 94: Would you rather?
