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Book SynopsisThe Tenth Anniversary Edition of the New York Times bestselling book that has sold over half a million copies in paperback.
I was addicted to Bewitched as a kid. I worshipped Darren Stevens the First. When he''d come home from work and Samantha would say, Darren, would you like me to fix you a drink?'' He''d always rest his briefcase on the table below the mirror in the foyer, wipe his forehead with a monogrammed handkerchief and say, Better make it a double.'' (from Chapter Two)
You may not know it, but you''ve met Augusten Burroughs. You''ve seen him on the street, in bars, on the subway, at restaurants: a twentysomething guy, nice suit, works in advertising. Regular. Ordinary. But when the ordinary person had two drinks, Augusten was circling the drain by having twelve; when the ordinary person went home at midnight, Augusten never went home at all. Loud, distracting ties, automated wake-up calls and cologne on the tongue could only hide so much for so long. At the