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A collection of wise and wacky words of advice, from the bestselling and double Blue Peter Best Book with Facts-winning Mitchell Symons.

From the marvellous mind of Mitchell Symons comes such gems of wisdom as:
You can't trust a dog to watch your food.
Why buy shampoo when real poo is free?
Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, as you won't have a leg to stand on.
And if getting even doesn't work, just get odd!

Don't Wipe Your Bum with a Hedgehog

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      Publisher: Penguin Random House Children's UK
      Publication Date: Publication Date: 07/03/2013
      ISBN13: 9781849411912, 978-1849411912
      ISBN10: 1849411913

      Description

      Book Synopsis

      A collection of wise and wacky words of advice, from the bestselling and double Blue Peter Best Book with Facts-winning Mitchell Symons.

      From the marvellous mind of Mitchell Symons comes such gems of wisdom as:
      You can't trust a dog to watch your food.
      Why buy shampoo when real poo is free?
      Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, as you won't have a leg to stand on.
      And if getting even doesn't work, just get odd!

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