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A collection of wise and wacky words of advice, from the bestselling and double Blue Peter Best Book with Facts-winning Mitchell Symons.

From the marvellous mind of Mitchell Symons comes such gems of wisdom as:
You can't trust a dog to watch your food.
Why buy shampoo when real poo is free?
Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, as you won't have a leg to stand on.
And if getting even doesn't work, just get odd!

Don't Wipe Your Bum with a Hedgehog

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    Publisher: Penguin Random House Children's UK
    Publication Date: 07/03/2013
    ISBN13: 9781849411912, 978-1849411912
    ISBN10: 1849411913

    Description

    Book Synopsis

    A collection of wise and wacky words of advice, from the bestselling and double Blue Peter Best Book with Facts-winning Mitchell Symons.

    From the marvellous mind of Mitchell Symons comes such gems of wisdom as:
    You can't trust a dog to watch your food.
    Why buy shampoo when real poo is free?
    Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, as you won't have a leg to stand on.
    And if getting even doesn't work, just get odd!

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