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THE NO. 1 SUNDAY TIMES BESTSELLER

Head back down to Clarkson Farm with the bestseller from our favourite welly-wearing wannabe farmer, Jeremy Clarkson
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Enthusiastic trainee farmer Jeremy Clarkson made just 144 in his first year at Diddly Squat Farm. This year he''s determined to do better. Not because he now knows what he''s doing. But because he''s fed up of getting stick from Kaleb.

Yet farming continues to be a challenge.

For instance . . .
Loading a grain trailer was more demanding than flying an Apache gunship?
Cows were more dangerous than motor-racing?
It''s easier to get planning permission to build a nuclear plant than to turn a barn into a restaurant?

Jeremy''s always got a plan. Loads of them. Often cunning.

Not always greeted with wild enthusiasm by Kaleb and Cheerful Charlie, however . . .
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PRAISE FOR DIDDLY SQUAT<

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If you want a laugh, it's Jeremy Clarkson's Diddly Squat: 'Til the Cows Come Home . . . The book will keep us going until the next TV series appears. * Spectator *

Diddly Squat Til The Cows Come Home

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      Publisher: Penguin Books Ltd
      Publication Date: 11/05/2023
      ISBN13: 9781405954631, 978-1405954631
      ISBN10: 1405954639

      Description

      Book Synopsis

      THE NO. 1 SUNDAY TIMES BESTSELLER

      Head back down to Clarkson Farm with the bestseller from our favourite welly-wearing wannabe farmer, Jeremy Clarkson
      ___________

      Enthusiastic trainee farmer Jeremy Clarkson made just 144 in his first year at Diddly Squat Farm. This year he''s determined to do better. Not because he now knows what he''s doing. But because he''s fed up of getting stick from Kaleb.

      Yet farming continues to be a challenge.

      For instance . . .
      Loading a grain trailer was more demanding than flying an Apache gunship?
      Cows were more dangerous than motor-racing?
      It''s easier to get planning permission to build a nuclear plant than to turn a barn into a restaurant?

      Jeremy''s always got a plan. Loads of them. Often cunning.

      Not always greeted with wild enthusiasm by Kaleb and Cheerful Charlie, however . . .
      ___________

      PRAISE FOR DIDDLY SQUAT<

      Trade Review
      If you want a laugh, it's Jeremy Clarkson's Diddly Squat: 'Til the Cows Come Home . . . The book will keep us going until the next TV series appears. * Spectator *

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