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Book SynopsisCooking Channel star chef-commedienne Nadia G's Bitchin' Kitchen Cookbook is a guide for the next generation of lifestyle aficionados. Screw stuffing the turkey! Nadia G offers recipes for real-life scenarios: What do you make for breakfast after a one-night stand? What do you serve up to say you're sorry for the PMS rampage? Need to impress the in-laws? Well, Lord knows you may never be good enough, but at least the meal will be! Divided into themes such as "Halloween Hootenanny," "Bag 'em, Tag 'em Meals," and "Deflate Your Mate," The Bitchin' Kitchen Cookbook boasts more than 60 delicious, easy-to-follow recipes such as "Save-Your-Sex-Life Souffles," "Sedate the In-Laws Bison Tartar," and "Lock-Down French Toast"—along with comedic correspondent reports from the likes of the Spice Agent, Hans, and Panos the Fish Guy. Sassy "Nadvice" sidebars sprinkled throughout deliver practical food, equipment, and serving tips with a hearty dose of humor. Viciously funny with an epicurean edge, The Bitchin' Kitchen Cookbook sends pastel lifestyle hostesses packin' and blazes a path straight to the hearts and stomachs of hungry wo/men everywhere.
Table of Contents(1) Righteous Introduction (2) The Hand that Rocks the Ladle Is the Hand that Rules the World (3) The Bitchin’ Basics (4) The Kitchen Code (5) The Single Life (6) One-Night-Stand Breakfasts (7) Gold Diggers, Inc. (8) Bag ’Em Tag ’Em Meals (9) Halloween Hootenanny (10) Underdog Vegetables(11) Impress the In-Laws (12) Anxiety Blasters (13) Italian Christmas Eve (14) Broke-Ass Dishes (15) Deflate Your Mate (16) PMScapades (17) Sex-Life Savers: A Chapter for the Boys (18) Valentine’s Day (19) Furious Foods (20) Make-up Soups (21) Get-Famous Foods (22) Rehab Recipes (23) Break-up Dishes (24) Geek Grillade (25) For Newbies (26) Glossary (27) Index
