{"product_id":"the-goblins-are-revolting-9781039457867","title":"The Goblins Are Revolting","description":"\u003cb\u003eBook Synopsis\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eIn the third book of this brutally funny portal fantasy from the author of the Gods Are Bastards, even the most hideous of creatures can have value?sort of . .\u003c\/b\u003e .\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTransported from Earth to another world by a temperamental goddess, misanthrope Seiji was suddenly a dark lord of incredible power. Not that he wanted \u003ci\u003ethat\u003c\/i\u003e exactly. He just hated everything and everyone and wanted to be left alone. So as a big baddie, he?s tried to hold back on the pure-evil schtick and make life a little better for his people?without being a total wuss, of course.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut sometimes baddies gotta be bad. And now Seiji has found himself caught in a military, political, and possibly genocidal conflict with goblins. Historically (albeit wrongly) considered lowly pests, they?ve gathered under the banner of a self-proclaimed king. And that means all-out war to the last man . . . or goblin, as it were.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt also may offer Seiji the opportunity to create an unstoppable weapon to use against his nemesis: the insufferably good-hearted, noble, super-freaking-annoying Yoshi, the ?Hero.? The little twerp will never see it coming. \u003ci\u003eMuahahahahahahaaaa!\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe third volume of the hit fantasy adventure series?with more than five million views on Royal Road?now available in paperback, ebook, and audiobook!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Podium Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49984538509655,"sku":"9781039457867","price":23.19,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"url":"https:\/\/bookcurl.com\/products\/the-goblins-are-revolting-9781039457867","provider":"Book Curl","version":"1.0","type":"link"}