{"product_id":"ready-for-absolutely-nothing-9780241555217","title":"Ready For Absolutely Nothing","description":"\u003cb\u003eBook Synopsis\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e''A rollicking ride . . . What a life'' \u003c\/b\u003e\u003ci\u003eSUNDAY TIMES\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eEssential reading for anyone who secretly just wants the naughty bits . . .\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSusannah Constantine is famous as the noughties style guru on \u003ci\u003eWhat Not To Wear, \u003c\/i\u003ebut this is the least interesting thing about her.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHers is a life filled to the brim with 70s glitz, 80s glamour and above all else an enlightening 50 years of f**k-ups, crisis and chaos.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThere''s dating cricket royalty not to mention real life royalty, as well as lavatory dramas with Princess Margaret. Add in weekends at Balmoral witnessing Thatcher and the Queen battle for power, plus time for falling in love, Strictly dancing debuts and a spot of wild swimming. Juicy, hilarious, sometimes heart-breaking, and crammed with moments where life goes completely wrong, \u003ci\u003eReady for Absolutely Nothing\u003c\/i\u003e is full of absolutely everything.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e''Wonderfully written, very funny, but more than anything completely genuine''\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eTrade Review\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eA romp . . . Constantine comes across as a trooper with a filthy sense of humour\u003c\/b\u003e * The Times *\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eHilarious and honest, sparing neither herself nor her readers from incredibly intimate details . . . A book for anyone who's after laughter, tears and one hell of a rollercoaster ride\u003c\/b\u003e * Good Housekeeping 'BOOKS OF THE YEAR' *\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBonkers and brilliant. Her writing is exquisite. With comedy and candour, she bares her soul . . . Magnificent\u003c\/b\u003e * Sunday Mail *\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAbsolutely brilliant\u003c\/b\u003e -- Elton John\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWonderfully written, very funny, but more than anything completely genuine\u003c\/b\u003e -- Lady Anne Glenconner, author of Lady in Waiting\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eA rollicking ride . . . What a life\u003c\/b\u003e * Sunday Times *\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eA treasure trove of previously untold stories . . . A riveting read\u003c\/b\u003e * Good Housekeeping *\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWe lunched better than we danced\u003c\/b\u003e -- Anton Du Beke\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWildly fun\u003c\/b\u003e * Daily Telegraph, '50 BEST BOOKS OF 2022' *\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSensational, juicy, gossipy, filthy and bravely honest in equal measure, Susannah Constantine's memoir is a rollicking romp through the upper middle classes\u003c\/b\u003e * Sunday Times *\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eShewd, funny, ideally candid and written with great confidence, brio and aplomb. A feisty, thought-provoking delight\u003c\/b\u003e -- William Boyd\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFilled with royal anecdotes and celebrity snippits . . . An entertaining read\u003c\/b\u003e * Scotsman *\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSparkling\u003c\/b\u003e * Daily Mail *\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eEntertaining and funny\u003c\/b\u003e * Mail on Sunday *\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAstonishing, frank and frankly hilarious \u003c\/b\u003e * Eastern Daily Prezs *\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eGives readers a fascinating insight into [her] extraordinary life\u003c\/b\u003e * Woman \u0026amp; Home *\u003cbr\u003eIncluded in \u003cb\u003e'Best celebrity autobiographies of 2022 to buy for Christmas'\u003c\/b\u003e * The Telegraph *\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFunny . . . Never dull\u003c\/b\u003e * Guardian *\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFascinating\u003c\/b\u003e * Daily Telegraph *\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eExuberant\u003c\/b\u003e * i *\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Penguin Books Ltd","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48733228532055,"sku":"9780241555217","price":10.44,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0817\/1739\/5799\/files\/9780241555217.jpg?v=1719999723","url":"https:\/\/bookcurl.com\/products\/ready-for-absolutely-nothing-9780241555217","provider":"Book Curl","version":"1.0","type":"link"}