{"product_id":"im-perfect-youre-doomed-9781416556862","title":"Im Perfect Youre Doomed","description":"\u003cb\u003eBook Synopsis\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSynopsis coming soon.......\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eTrade Review\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Kyria Abrahams, former teen bride of a doomsday cult and seeker of salvation in slam poetry, tells the terribly funny story of her improbable life with candor, wit, and an unsparing eye for the perfect detail. Brilliant.\" -- Janice Erlbaum, author of \u003ci\u003eGirlbomb: A Halfway Homeless Memoir\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"The funniest book I've ever read by a disfellowshipped Jehovah's Witness from Pawtucket. Very funny. Very, very funny. Very, very, very funny.\" -- Janeane Garofalo\u003cbr\u003e\"Amazingly vivid and profoundly compelling. Twisted, touching, absurd, hilarious, and honest. A new kind of memoir.\" -- Wendy Spero, author of \u003ci\u003eMicrothrills\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Kyria Abrahams can do the 'coming-of-age in a sea of eternal hellfire' story like nobody else. Her tale of an adolescence in the ranks of the Jehovah's Witnesses is irresistible, thanks to her hilarious, sweet, and knowing narrator.\" -- Bob Powers, author of \u003ci\u003eHappy Cruelty Day!\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Miraculous...hilarious....Simultaneously affectionate and aware, Kyria recounts a childhood and young womanhood that at once seems completely universal and breathtakingly bizarre.\" -- Adam Felber, author of \u003ci\u003eSchrödinger's Ball\u003c\/i\u003e and panelist on NPR's \"Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!\"\u003cbr\u003e\"This acerbic, witty memoir chronicles the first 23 years of Abraham's life with candor and a good dose of comedy.\" -- \u003ci\u003ePublishers Weekly\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"A natural writer whose prose flows effortlessly as she easily mixes throwaway humor and painful memories in a compelling narrative.\" -- \u003ci\u003eBooklist\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Undoubtedly the cleverest lapsed Jehovah's Witness yet, Abrahams offers a graphic, mordant, wickedly distaff take on her life.\" -- \u003ci\u003eKirkus\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Hilarious, raw, and touching...Abrahams emerged to write about her experience in an honest, funny, and somehow relatable way.\" -- \u003ci\u003eThe Comedians \u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Abrahams provides readers with a profound anecdotal look of growing up as a Jehovah Witness\" -- Harriet Klausner, \u003ci\u003eGenre Go Round \u003c\/i\u003e","brand":"Simon \u0026 Schuster","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51769450103127,"sku":"9781416556862","price":14.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0817\/1739\/5799\/files\/9781416556862.jpg?v=1758721149","url":"https:\/\/bookcurl.com\/products\/im-perfect-youre-doomed-9781416556862","provider":"Book Curl","version":"1.0","type":"link"}