{"product_id":"dont-make-me-do-something-well-both-regret-stories-9781680032482","title":"Don't Make Me Do Something We'll Both Regret:","description":"\u003cb\u003eBook Synopsis\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe stories in \u003ci\u003eDon't Make Me Do Something We'll Both Regret \u003c\/i\u003eare linked by their exploration of queer evil. The mystery of desire and sting of rejection drive a child to violence. Boys enter the forest, naive to what lurks within. A pack of pop stars-turned-lovers strike a terrible bargain to preserve their youth. Its characters are gnostics and mystics, ogres and queens whose defiance of the normative both liberates and confines.\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003efrom \u003c\/i\u003e“Tim Jones-Yelvington is a Pretty Little Liar”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eMy lovelies, I haven’t forgotten your secrets. Everything each of you told me in confidence. You said, Promise you’ll keep this to yourself. You said, Promise you’ll never tell a soul. You said, If anyone finds out, my life is over! I said, I’ll take it to the grave. Once, I came upon our frienemy in the marketplace. I said, I know what you’ve been up to! Don’t pretend your hemline’s clean! And she begged me, Keep your voice down! Don’t make me do something we’ll both regret. This is the new new me. Black feathered collar, black feathered cuffs, gold-threaded jacket, my shoulder plumage spills. I am a peacock. My chin is cocked. I am a libertine. I am a dandy. I am an emu, ready to stretch my neck. To sharpen my beak. \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eTable of Contents\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTim Jones-Yelvington is a Pretty Little Liar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOld Testament\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDivine Decree\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCathedral Ceilings\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFigures Up Ahead, Moving in the Trees\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNew Testament\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWe Are Going to Wilmington, North Carolina!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTeenagers’ Need\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe Gospel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMeet #AlexFromTarget, An American Boy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLimelight Memories\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDaniel, Damned\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eApocrypha\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe Phantom Voice\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eApocrypha (2)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Texas Review Press","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50469755224407,"sku":"9781680032482","price":19.76,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0817\/1739\/5799\/files\/9781680032482.jpg?v=1744896160","url":"https:\/\/bookcurl.com\/products\/dont-make-me-do-something-well-both-regret-stories-9781680032482","provider":"Book Curl","version":"1.0","type":"link"}